L'auteur a écrit 15 histoires pour Naruto, Le Seigneur des Anneaux, Harry Potter, Dead Space, Transformers / Beast Wars, La légende de Zelda, Le cycle de l'héritage, Assassin's Creed et Mass Effect.
Nom: Arashen Uzuma, garde des feuilles, feuille, LR, Elroth ou Shadow. Faites votre choix.
Age: Tout ce que je veux que ce soit.
Sexe: C’est à moi de le savoir et à aucun d’entre vous de le savoir.
Je suis un grand fan de l'époque médiévale, de Naruto, des jeux vidéo basés sur l'épée et de la plupart des livres basés sur l'âge moyen. Oh, et Harry Potter.
Je ne suis pas fan de flamers. Si vous n'aimez pas ce que j'écris, alors ne le lisez pas. Quiconque m'envoie une flamme n'a tout simplement rien de mieux à faire avec son temps. Cependant, j'accepterai volontiers les critiques constructives et les bonnes critiques.
Si je semble copier n'importe qui, je ne le veux vraiment pas. Certains de mes fanfics que j'ai lus m'inspirent, mais je ne veux pas arnaquer les idées de quelqu'un d'autre. Si je le fais, dites-le-moi afin que je puisse résoudre le problème.
De plus, je ne connais pas vraiment le japonais. Par conséquent, à moins que le mot ou le titre ait toujours été en japonais, je vais écrire certains jutsu et phrases de Naruto en anglais. Comme "Granny Tsunade" ou "Shadow Clone Jutsu". Désolé, c'est comme ça que je suis.
Enfin, je suis un grand admirateur des œuvres de Marchgirl, Fester0662, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, pink.love.rocks., Chewie Cookies, seigneur du pays de feu, Allan Pike, RaiderXV, Stigma, VFSNAKE, Wandering Wonderer, Lady Tsuki Kitsune, Kyuubi123 et Agent-G, qui figurent tous sur ce site. J'aime aussi beaucoup les œuvres de WaterDragonBoy15, de TRKwriter, de Hinatakid, de kikifangirl11 et de bkeller1976, le tout sur YouTube.
Je remercie tous ceux qui lisent mes histoires et me donnent de bonnes critiques ou des conseils. Avoir un bon.
Déni de responsabilité: Je ne possède aucun de ceux-ci qui proviennent de quelqu'un d'autre, d'un film ou d'une émission de télévision, etc.
"Faites confiance à vos croyances et à votre lame. Elles vous aideront à traverser la vie" Moi
"Crois et tu recevras!" Indy Green
"Je ne m'enfuirai plus … je ne reviendrai pas sur ma parole … parce que c'est mon nindo, mon style ninja!" Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze (Ouragan Whirlpool du Maelstrom)
"Il y a toujours de l'espoir." Aragorn
"Peu importe. Je crois que n'importe qui peut être ce qu'il veut être, ou faire ce qu'il veut faire, tant qu'il croit en lui-même. Je vais toujours croire en toi, alors crois en toi." Arashen Uzuma
"L'amour est puissant. Le véritable amour, c'est juste la vie elle-même." Moi
"Quel est le but de la vie, si tu ne peux pas te sentir en vie?" Elektra King
"Quand la vie vous donne des citrons, passez au comptoir, mettez-les dans la bouche de la vie et dites:" J'ai commandé des pommes. Où sont-elles? " Moi
"Si je savais ce qui se passait, est-ce que je demanderais?" Moi
"Si tu étais moi, alors je serais toi, et nous n'aurions pas cette conversation, n'est-ce pas?" Moi
"Si c'était facile, à quoi ça servirait?" Moi
"Oh changement." Moi, généralement quand quelque chose de grave se passe.
"J'aimerais savoir ce qui se passe. Ensuite, je pourrais blâmer quelqu'un." Moi
"Je suis en quête de snacks." Moi quand j'ai faim
"Quand la vie te donne des citrons, fais du jus de pomme, et dis simplement: 'Je suis aussi bon que ça." Moi
"Quand la vie te donne de la limonade, verse un verre à la vie, et quand la vie en boit, dis-leur que tu y mets de l'arsenic. Regarde la prise." RagingStarr, ma soeur.
"Oh merde." Capitaine Jack Sparrow
"Méchant." Ron Weasley
"Quand la vie te donne des citrons, réalise que n'importe qui peut faire de la limonade. Fais plutôt une tarte au citron meringuée." Ma mère.
"Les plans ne survivent jamais au premier contact avec l'ennemi." Erdrick17
"Quand la vie te donne des citrons, tu devrais faire de la limonade. Trouve ensuite quelqu'un à qui la vie donne de la vodka et organise une fête." -Ron White (envoyé par Trey178)
"C'est ta vie … et ça se termine, une minute à la fois." Narrateur, Club de combat
"Avoir l'amour de ta vie rompu avec toi et dire:" On peut toujours être amis ", c'est comme si ton chien mourait et que ta mère disait que nous pouvions toujours le garder." à partir du profil de sandgirl395
"La curiosité a tué le chat, mais la satisfaction l'a ramené … parlons-nous de zombies ici?" à partir du profil de sandgirl395
"La curiosité a tué le chat. Bien, ça, et mon fusil de chasse." Moi
"Debout et combat! Ainsi, pendant qu'il te tue, je peux le poignarder dans le dos." Moi
"Sniper, schmiper. Cela prendra soin de lui." Moi, avant de faire exploser quelqu'un avec un lance-roquettes.
"Courez pour vos vies, mais laissez-moi y aller en premier!" Gerentex, Andromeda épisode 117
"Vous venez de rater l'acte de cavalerie de Tyr."
"Ils jouaient à Wagner. Le plus amusant que j'ai eu depuis environ six mois." Beka Valentine et Tyr Anasazi, Andromède épisode 112
"Tu te trompes. Je suis TYR! Anasazi! Hors de Victoria par Barbarrosa! ET JE … NE RENDRA JAMAIS … RENDU!" Tyr Anasazi, Andromède épisode 113
"Rappelez-vous les enfants. Un gars intelligent sait quand il est temps de courir comme un petit B # $%!" Desert Punk, Episode 1
"Trop souvent, nous perdons de vue les plaisirs simples de la vie. Rappelez-vous, quand on vous agace, il faut 42 muscles sur le visage pour froncer les sourcils, MAIS il suffit de 4 muscles pour allonger le bras et la salopette de cette mère … à l'envers le passe la tête … " aucune idée d'où ça vient
"Ce n'est que dans leurs rêves que les hommes peuvent être vraiment libres. C'était toujours ainsi et toujours ainsi." Robin Williams
"Peu importe ce que les gens vous disent, les mots et les idées peuvent changer le monde." Robin Williams
"Ce qui est bien, c'est ce qui reste si vous faites tout ce qui est mal d'autre." Robin Williams
"Être seul est un suicide, mais rester avec des amis, c'est vivre." Kurobushou
"La vie est une leçon, tu l'apprendras quand tu auras traversé." ligne from 'jetez un coup d'œil autour' de limp bizkit
"Un mot au sage n'est pas nécessaire – ce sont les stupides qui ont besoin de conseils." facture cosby
"Entre deux maux, je choisis toujours celui que je n'ai jamais essayé auparavant." Mae West
"Chaque homme meurt. Tous les hommes ne vivent pas vraiment." William Wallace
"La curiosité a tué le chat, mais pendant un moment, j'étais suspect." Steven Wright
"Allez au paradis pour le climat, l'enfer pour l'entreprise." Marche Twain
"Si la vie vous donne des citrons, préparez du jus de raisin et faites en sorte que tout le monde soit blessé. CD.
"Aime-le, déteste-le, vis-le." Devise de C.D.
"Ne t'inquiète pas pour demain ou hier, mais vis pour aujourd'hui." CD.
"Toujours dans la nuit
Moi seul pleure
Seul pleurer pour quelqu'un
Être à mes côtés
Pendant un moment je veux être aimé
Ne jamais se sentir
Une solitude vide et creuse à nouveau. " CD.
"Nous sommes venus, nous avons vu, nous avons donné des coups de pied à Asssssssssss !!!!!" – ninetails42
"Arrive, lève l'enfer, puis pars." – ninetails42
"Une seule chose est impossible à Dieu: trouver un sens dans la loi sur le droit d'auteur de la planète." –Mark Twain
"Construis un homme en feu, et il restera au chaud pendant une journée. Enflamme un homme et il restera au chaud toute sa vie." – Terry Pratchett
"L'amour est la folie temporaire curable par le mariage." – Ambrose Bierce
"Tu es aussi utile qu'un homme unijambiste à un concours de coups de pied." – Rowan Atkinson
Si le pain grillé tombe toujours le côté beurre vers le bas et les chats toujours debout, qu'arrivera-t-il si vous attachez du pain grillé au dos d'un chat et que vous le laissez tomber? "- Steven Wright
"Je peux résister à tout sauf à la tentation." – Oscar Wilde
"Si au début tu ne réussis pas … Tant pis pour le parachutisme." – Henry Youngman
"Perdre un parent peut être considéré comme un malheur; perdre les deux ressemble à de la négligence." – Oscar Wilde
"Je n'ai rien à déclarer sauf mon génie." – Oscar Wilde
"Selon les statistiques relatives à la santé mentale, un Américain sur quatre souffre d'une forme de maladie mentale. Pensez à vos trois meilleurs amis. Si tout va bien, alors c'est vous." – Rita Mae Brown
"Je suis libre de tout préjugé. Je déteste tout le monde également." – Champ de WC
"Lorsqu'un homme vole votre femme, il n'y a pas de meilleure revanche que de le laisser la garder." – Sacha Guitry
"Ils m'ont regardé dans le mauvais sens, alors ils meurent." – Gaara
"Oui, tu continues à prononcer ces discours inspirants. En attendant, je serai occupé ici à gagner le match." – Moi
"La liberté est le droit de tous les êtres sensibles. "-Optimus Prime
"Nouveau jour. Nouvelle opportunité. "- Dark Void Sage de la Force
"Repose en paix … muthaf $% – euh." –Moi, après avoir assassiné une cible majeure dans n'importe quel jeu d'Assassin's Creed
"Pas où courir, pas où se cacher, et personne pour m'arrêter." –Moi, je traque une cible dans n'importe quel jeu Assassin's Creed
"Arrête d'utiliser Super Potion sur ton Pokémon, bâtard. Et laisse-moi te botter le cul déjà!" -CD.
"CE QUE VOUS VOULEZ FAIRE CONNAITRE MES PARENTS MORT PAR CE QUE NOUS AVONS PASSÉ D'UNE FOX CHARGÉE HORMONALEMENT AVEC UN CHOCOLAT CRAVING ?!" -Iruka de Naruto Arrancar, du roi des déchus.
"Je ne vous connais pas, vous ne me connaissez pas, mais nous pouvons dire par le sang et le sang que je suis heureux de la gâchette." – DemonKingSin
"Les gens disent toujours que les" aliénés "ont besoin d'aide, et qu'ils sont sains d'esprit. Personnellement, je pense que personne n'est sain d'esprit. Si vous êtes sain d'esprit, alors vous n'êtes pas humain. La folie est ce qui nous rend humain, ce sont nos émotions. une personne devient submergée par son émotion, alors elle ne peut pas penser clairement, ce qui, selon mon opinion personnelle, est lorsque les gens disent que cette personne est folle. Par conséquent, ma théorie est que si quelqu'un est "sain d'esprit", il n'a alors aucune émotion. signifie qu'ils ne sont pas humains. " – DemonKingSin
"Le lève-tôt peut attraper le ver, mais c'est la deuxième souris qui récupère le fromage." – Le cerveau qui rit
"Oh non. Je m'excuse. Tu dois être furieux. En fait, si j'étais à ta place, je prendrais une bouteille de champagne et me tirer dessus." –Elim Garak
"Non Jayne. C'est quelque chose que le capitaine doit faire pour lui-même."
"Non, non ce n'est pas!" -Zoe et Malcom, Firefly, épisode 10
"Et qu'est-ce qui vous fait penser que les gens vont vous suivre?"
"Parce que, contrairement à certains autres Robin Hood, je peux parler avec un accent anglais." -Prince John et Robin Hood, Robin Hood: Les hommes en collants
Moi, Leaf Ranger, entend par promesse ce qui suit:
1. Tous les fans que j'écris seront terminés, à moins que personne ne l'apprécie, et une majorité me demande de l'abandonner.
2. Que mes histoires seront autant que ma propre création possible. Les clichés classiques peuvent apparaître, mais le scénario sera le mien.
3. J'accepterai les critiques et les critiques constructives, mais je répondrai honnêtement.
4. Que toute personne qui me brûle et a le courage de laisser un vrai nom sera mentionnée, et leurs flammes seront utilisées pour brûler leurs propres fanfics en cendres.
5. La déclaration précédente sera nulle et non avenue si lesdits flamers ont des fanfics décents.
6. Je vais honnêtement lire et relire tous les fanfics que l'on me demande de lire.
Je promets de suivre ces six règles et j'espère que vous les respecterez tous.
La description: Cinq pieds, sept pouces. Cheveux bruns en désordre, yeux bleus. Musclé, mais en cordon, fouetter comme un fouet. Porte habituellement des chemises à manches longues, avec une veste tunique par-dessus. Pantalon long, bottes en cuir et un manteau marbré vert / gris. Bandana noué dans un masque sur la bouche et le nez.
Armes: Sabre et bouclier de trois pieds. Arc. Couteau de chasse.
Compétences:Maître de tous les éléments. Qualifié en combat rapproché, en particulier avec l'épée, ou l'épée et le bouclier. Tireurs de précision. Hautement qualifié en traque et furtivité.
Caractéristiques uniques: A un esprit gardien gardien de dragon scellé en lui. Cool dans la plupart des situations de combat.
Prénom: Elroth, fils de Earendil. Dunedain Ranger
Âge: 30 ans (16 ans)
La description:Cinq pieds dix pouces. Longs cheveux raides et bruns. Yeux bleus. Porte des chemises à manches longues, des chemises en cotte de mailles et des gilets en cuir. Un pantalon long, des bottes en tissu et une cape vert sombre et terne.
Armes: Épée longue de style Dunedain, trois pieds et demi. Forgé par les forgerons elfiques à Valinor. Arc long elfique. Long couteau elfique.
Compétences: Guérison, furtivité, pistage, chasse, magie à basse altitude, combat rapproché, tireur d'élite.
Caractéristiques uniques: Frère cadet d'Elrond de Rivendell et d'Elros, fondateur du Dunedain. Est généralement calme et très rarement sourit ou rit.
Prénom: Raphaël Cortez
Occuptation: Assassin des Frères Rome
La description: 5 pieds 10 pouces, avec les cheveux noirs tirés dans une queue de cheval lâche, et les yeux bruns. Porte des robes d'assassin classiques, bien qu'elles aient été teintes en rouge pourpre avec une bordure noire.
Armes: Épée longue Schianova, couteau briseur d’épée, double lame cachée, arbalète, bombes fumigènes et couteaux à lancer.
Compétences: Free running / parkour, cacher, traquer et assassiner.
L'histoire: Raphael Cortez était le frère illégitime de Hernado Cortez, né du père d'Hernado et de la femme de chambre. La mère de raphael a été forcée de quitter le service de la famille Cortez. Après avoir donné naissance à Raphaël, elle a déménagé à Rome avec lui pour tenter de commencer une nouvelle vie. Malheureusement, elle a contracté une maladie et est décédée à l'âge de 10 ans.
Raphael a passé les trois années suivantes de sa vie dans la rue, ramassant des poches et faisant ce qu'il pouvait pour survivre. À l'âge de 13 ans, il a tenté de prendre une figurine à capuchon pour ne pas se faire prendre. Au lieu de le livrer à la garde de la ville, l'homme lui proposa une nouvelle vie. Le nom de l'homme qu'il a essayé de voler? Ezio Auditore.
Raphaël a passé les trois années suivantes à s’initier à l’assassin. À l'âge de 16 ans, il rejoint les rangs du chapitre de Rome de la Fraternité des assassins. Il a passé deux ans dans la neige pour lutter contre la menace des Templiers.
Les défis de l'histoire
D'accord. J'ai donc décidé de créer une section de défis. Pourquoi? Parce que l'un de mes trois excellents betas actuels Door1531 a lancé un défi. Alors le voici.
Croisement Naruto / Bleach
Mais il n'y a pas de seconde chance.
Au cours d'une tentative vaine de rentrer chez lui, d'arrêter sa destruction, d'arrêter
Madara, Naruto se rebelle contre Kami.
Il échoue. Mal.
Dans un ultime fossé, une tentative désespérée de Naruto désormais aveuglé saute à travers
Gate, le seul point d'entrée cumulatif pour toutes les dimensions créées par Kami.
Il souhaitait rentrer chez lui.
Il a échoué.
Maintenant, dans un monde étranger dans lequel Kami est connu comme le roi des âmes, et étant
traqué par des 'Shinigami' ignorants, Naruto doit s'adapter, survivre.
1. Pas de Yaoi
2. Avoir une bêta
3. Faites-le épique
Si vous êtes intéressé et souhaitez plus de détails, veuillez contacter Door1531. Bien qu'elle puisse ne pas avoir plus à donner.
Bon, voici le défi deux.
Teen Titans ou Batman fanfic
Donc, fondamentalement, il s’agit d’un Batman ou d’un Teen Titans fanfic, bien que des Titans adolescents soient plus préférables. L'intrigue est simple.
Pourquoi le costume de Robin est-il si brillant? Rouge vif, jaune vif et vert. Simple. Parce que Batman ne voulait pas d'un acolyte réel. Il voulait un attrape-balle / un appât pour la chasse aux criminels. Quand Robin découvre cela, son monde est brisé.
Alors voici les règles.
1. Batman doit être battu, soit Robin se frappe les fesses à la fin de la fanfic, soit même le tue.
2. Robin doit assumer une nouvelle identité avec une nouvelle tenue. Que ce soit ou non comme un méchant ou un héros plus sombre est à vous.
3. Si vous choisissez d'en faire une fan des Teen Titans, alors Robin doit se retrouver avec StarFire, Raven ou les deux. Il a besoin d'amour après ce qu'il a appris. Si Raven n'est pas avec lui, alors elle devrait se retrouver avec Beast Boy. Petit mec vert a toujours été là pour elle.
4. Robin devrait devenir plus puissant d'une certaine manière. Qu'il s'agisse d'apprendre de nouvelles compétences ou de gagner un super pouvoir, cela n'a pas d'importance.
Donc si vous êtes intéressé, s'il vous plaît PM moi d'accepter le défi.
Le défi de Bill Alain
"Le défi Ninja sans peur:
Style Naruto Daredevil. À quatre ans, un accident presque fatal laisse un jeune Naruto aveugle et sans défense. Sachant que ses chances d'être tué ont explosé, Kyuubi renforce ses autres sens au point où il peut «voir» plus que ce que les autres peuvent croire.
1. Pas de Yaoi
2. DOIT inclure une scène avec l’héroïne, quelle qu’elle soit, sous la pluie.
3. PM moi l'identifiant de l'histoire
1. Jumelage NaruHina
2. Avoir une bêta
3. Hinata obtient la place de Sakura dans l'équipe 7
4. Si les préférences 1 et 3 sont réalisées, l’équipe 7 est surnommée "ironiquement" l’équipe Dojutsu
5. Au retour de la mission d'entraînement avec Jiraiya, il revient avec l'épée de l'aveugle Samurai Zatoichi (un accessoire à ceux qui l'obtiennent!)
Bonne chance, j'ai hâte de voir ce que vous allez inventer! "
Deuxième défi de Bill Alain
De plus, une nouvelle pensée qui m’est venue à l’esprit n’a aucun rapport avec la sortie de The Hunger Games.
Le défi des jeux Ninja:
Nous savons tous que les ninjas des Nations Elemental sont devenus des soldats glorifiés, désireux de lancer le jutsu le plus grand, le plus éclatant et le plus destructeur avant l’autre gars, et bien dans ce monde, c’est à cause des Jeux. Et le troisième Hokage a trouvé une étoile née la nuit où Kyuubi attaque.
1. Pas de Yaoi.
2. L'examen Chunin est remplacé par les jeux Chunnin.
3. Il ne peut y avoir qu'un seul vainqueur (à moins que vous ne sachiez comment se terminent les Hunger Games)
4. Ne suivez pas The Hunger Games de trop près, vous ne voulez pas de plagiarizer.
5. Naruto apprend à travailler avec la foule, mais insiste davantage sur la discrétion.
6. PM moi l'ID de l'histoire
1. Inclure mon couple préféré (NaruXHina si vous ne l'avez pas deviné.)
2. Avoir une bêta
3. Décrivez les personnages sous un jour différent.
III le troisième défi d'Alain:
"Le défi de la Ligue des Shinobi extraordinaires:
"Shinobi ces jours sont
pas ninja, ce sont des soldats. Pourquoi sauter à travers
toits quand chaque ninja
le village fait la même chose? Hokage-sama, je souhaite
pour casser ce moule, je veux un
équipe de ninja parmi les ninja. Je veux cette ligue. "
2. La ligue doit comprendre 7 membres
Spy, 3.Scout / Voleur, 4.Scientiste / Stratégiste, 5.Strongman / Combattant, 6.
3. La ligue prend ses membres à partir de l'âge de
quatre (avec ou sans
permission de leurs kages respectifs).
4. Pas plus
que trois membres d'un même village.
5. Ils apprennent à être meilleurs
ninja (assassinat, furtivité, déguisement,
6. Inclure un plus en profondeur
vue de la politique des nations élémentaires (Il
rend l'histoire plus amusante
lire ainsi que plus réaliste!)
7. Réfléchissez bien à la façon dont certains peuples
absences de certains villages
va les affecter, c'est-à-dire que Hinata est "kidnappée"
par la ligue avant le kumo
ambassadeur, le forçant à se retirer, Hizashi
vit, Neji n'est pas un imbécile.
8. Les noms ne veulent rien dire, un Uchiha est identique à un
Hyuuga, et ils sont tous les deux
la même chose qu'un Haruno.
9. Vous pouvez inclure
10. PM moi l'ID de l'histoire
1. Inclure mon préféré
couple (NaruXHina si vous ne l'avez pas deviné.)
2. Avoir une bêta
3. Faites de Sasuke un
membre de la Ligue (principalement pour regarder ses professeurs gavage
mais aussi pour sauver le personnage)
4. Demandez au créateur de la ligue de parler avec
l'Hokage et expliquer son
Jumelage Naruto préféré
NaruHarem (doit avoir Hinata, qui est l'une des filles majeures)
Autres appariements préférés
Section de musique
Naruto: Entêté; par Trapt, Hero; par Skillet et Not Listening; par Papa Roach, c'est ma vie; par Bon Jovi, je ne m'inclinerai pas; en brisant Benjamin
Hinata: Chaque fois que nous touchons; de Cascada, battement de MON cœur; Par Hilary Duff, Les miracles se produisent. par Myra
NaruHina: comateux; par Skillet, Awake and Alive; par Skillet, quelque chose à quoi croire; de Spectacular, Gotta Be Somebody; Nickleback
Lee: Cosmic Castaway; par Electrasy
LeeSaku: Qu'est-ce que l'amour? par Haddaway
Sasuke: ligne de vie; par Papa Roach
Itachi: Laissez les corps toucher le sol; au bord de la piscine
Kiba: Qui a laissé les chiens sortir; par les hommes Baha
Gaara: entrez Sandman; par metallica
Madara: C'est la fin du monde; par R.E.M.
Naruto vs Sasuke combat de la vallée de la fin: Monster; par Skillet, Frontline; par pllar
Naruto, utilisant le chakra de Kyuubi: Monster; par Skillet
Chanson générale pour les scènes de bataille à grande échelle: Frontline; par pilier
Ezio Auditore: éveillé et vivant, monstre et héros; tous par Skillet
(Toujours en construction. Peut inclure plus de personnages et de chansons, à mon choix.)
Bienvenue à mes discours, allant de Naruto à la vie réelle.
Rant 1: Mort inutile de personnages principaux.
D'accord, je sais qu'en réalité, les bons gars ne peuvent pas toujours gagner, et dans les livres et autres choses du même genre, un bon gars doit parfois mourir pour conduire le personnage principal. Mais laissez-moi vous demander ceci?
Dans Harry Potter, les décès d'Hedwige, Fred Weasely, Remus Lupin et Tonks ont servi exactement à quoi ils servent? Quel était le point?!
Si quelqu'un, QUELQU'UN, peut me donner une bonne raison que je ne peux pas réfuter, je retirerai le nom de cette personne de ma liste des coups de gueule, ici.
Rant 2: héros sous-alimenté.
Actuellement, je n'ai qu'un seul héros sous-alimenté, Naruto. Ceci est un enfant qui contient le démon à queue le plus puissant en lui, et pourtant, il est ballotté comme une poupée de chiffon dans presque chaque combat. La seule fois où il n'a pas été balloté, à ma connaissance, a été contre Kakashi au début de Shippuden.
Je ne veux pas que Naruto soit un gamin ultra puissant (comme un certain groupe dans Naruto), mais vous pensez quand même qu'il aurait une certaine habileté. Tout ce qu’il a pour lui, c’est une vigueur et une détermination incroyablement élevées. Je pense que Naruto aurait dû être au moins au rang de génie en puissance au cours de l’Académie. C'est juste ma conviction.
15/09/2010: Hé … devinez, mon coup de gueule commence à devenir obsolète. Naruto a récemment bénéficié de deux énormes augmentations de puissance, mais il reste terriblement faible par rapport au principal méchant. Et honnêtement, nous savons tous ce que Sasuke a, alors ne me dis pas que le garçon emo gay ne devient pas trop puissant ENCORE.
Rant 3: mission d'équipe Genin.
D'accord. En ce qui concerne les quatre équipes genin de Naruto (équipes 7 à 10), je dois admettre que les équipes 9 et 10 sont assez bien équilibrées. L'équipe 9 a Neji, le traqueur et le combattant de soutien, Lee est la centrale électrique, et Tenten garde les ennemis à portée de la main, ainsi que des compétences médicales. L'équipe 10 a un expert en infiltration et information (Ino), un stratège et un expert en capture (Shikamaru), ainsi qu'un gars très doué pour casser des choses (Chouji).
Les équipes 7 et 8, cependant, sont extrêmement déséquilibrées. Je suis désolé, je m'en fiche qu'ils soient faits pour être une équipe d'attaque et une équipe de pistage. Cela ne fait aucun bien à une équipe d'attaque, S'ils ne savent pas où est la cible! Et une équipe de pistage ne disposant que de très peu de puissants combattants ne peut que trouver, puis rester assise là, attendant qu'une équipe de puissance de feu vienne à eux. Si les équipes 7 et 8 devaient être vraiment équilibrées, alors Sasuke ou Naruto auraient dû faire partie de l'équipe 8 ou Hinata aurait dû appartenir à l'équipe 7. Ensuite, vous avez le pouvoir et le suivi pour les deux équipes.
Rant 4: Harry / Ginny et Love Potions
J'ai ré-écrit ce discours parce que j'ai réalisé une preuve précieuse (du moins pour moi), pour corroborer le fait que Harry n'était pas le vainqueur d'une potion d'amour dans la série de livres et le film.
Maintenant, comme je l'ai dit dans la version précédente, je respecterai les choix d'appariement des autres pour leurs fanfics. Harry / Hermione, Harry / Luna, Harry / Bellatrix, peu importe. C'est ce qu'ils veulent faire et je l'accepterai. Et j'accepterai les gens qui écrivent dans leurs fanfics qu'Harry a été soumis à une potion d'amour de Ginny, s'ils l'écrivent correctement.
Ce que je n'accepterai pas, c’est que les gens disent que Ginny a utilisé une potion d’amour sur Harry dans le canon, et que c’est la seule façon plausible de les lier entre eux. En toute honnêteté, ces personnes qui disent cela ont vraiment besoin de relire le livre, de regarder à nouveau le film et de faire très attention.
Selon les personnes qui soutiennent cette croyance, Harry commence tout simplement à devenir obsédé par Ginny dans le livre et il est évident qu'il a été affecté par une Potion d'Amour.
Voici la preuve qu'ils ont complètement tort:
1. Il y a un excellent exemple de ce qu'une Potion d'Amour réelle fait au vainqueur plus tard dans HalfBlood Prince. Romilda Vane a infusé des chaudrons de chocolat avec de la potion d'amour et les a envoyés à Harry. Ron a mangé ces chaudrons, et pas même une minute après, il est devenu complètement obsédé par Romilda Vane. À tel point qu'il oublie sa petite amie actuelle, Lavender Brown, et réussit presque à bloquer le blocage de Harry pour un commentaire de ce dernier. Maintenant, comparez cela aux actions de Harry. Harry devient obsédé par Ginny, mais dans une bien moindre mesure alors que Ron l'était avec Romilda Vane. Il a assez de sens pour ne rien faire, surtout qu'il craint la réaction de Ron. Si Harry était sous l'influence d'une Potion d'Amour, il aurait dit 'va le foutre' à Dean et Ron et est allé directement après Ginny.
2. À aucun moment, Ginny n'agit réellement comme si elle voulait qu'Harry soit passé dans HalfBlood Prince. Elle crie même à Ron et le menace de l'interrompre avec Dean, et elle est plutôt heureuse avec lui. En fait, il faut que Harry boive le Felix Felicis pour séparer Ginny et Dean, et même alors, elle ne bouge pas Harry. Si elle avait mis Harry dans une potion d'amour, pourquoi ne pas y aller immédiatement pour le tuer?
3. Beaucoup de gens n’apprécieraient pas ce fait, mais je suis certain que certains d’entre vous l’apprécient. La réaction de Harry envers Ginny, son béguin pour elle, est quelque chose de tout à fait normal. Je le sais parce que deux fois dans ma vie, j'ai ressenti ce que Harry ressentait dans HalfBlood Prince. Un béguin, une affection pour quelqu'un qui vient de sortir de nulle part et qui vous pousse à être presque obsédé par l'objet de votre affection. Un de ces coups de foudre m'a plongé dans une profonde dépression, qui m'a pris des mois pour en finir. Les réactions de Harry envers Ginny, son coup de foudre soudain pour elle qui semble sortir de nulle part, sont tout à fait vraies. Bien que seules certaines personnes dans le monde puissent réellement apprécier ce fait.
4. Il y a aussi ceux qui utiliseraient les interactions minimales de Harry et Ginny comme preuve également. Bien que je soulève les éléments de preuve précédents pour contrer cela, je vais également en fournir un autre. Les livres sautent des semaines entières et parfois un mois ou deux, avec juste un bref résumé de ce qui s'est passé pendant cette période. Je suis tout à fait convaincu que Harry, dans ces périodes, aurait probablement interagi avec un certain nombre de personnes en dehors de ses deux amis. N'est-il pas possible qu'au cours de ces périodes, il ait également interagi avec Ginny? Ou que dire de tous les moments passés par Harry au Terrier. Il a passé une partie de l'été avant sa deuxième année, il a passé une bonne partie de l'été avant sa quatrième année, il a passé une bonne partie de l'été avant la cinquième année avec les Weasley à Grimmauld Place # 5, sans oublier Noël aussi. Et il passa la majeure partie de son été avant sa sixième année au Terrier. Pendant tout ce temps au terrier, il n'a pas du tout échangé avec Ginny? N'a appris rien d'elle, n'a pas passé du temps à jouer au Quidditch, à faire ses devoirs ou à rester assis à parler alors qu'il n'y avait rien d'autre à faire? Incroyablement improbable. Lire entre les lignes les gens.
Je ne nierai pas que le couple Harry / Ginny est mal fait et mal géré. Il est. JK Rowling aurait dû faire un meilleur travail en créant la relation, d’un point de vue littéraire. Mais à mon avis, d'un point de vue réaliste, l'association est possible et plausible dans la vie réelle. Les hormones adolescentes, l'amour, les réactions des gens, rien de tout cela ne peut être perdu. Tout cela peut simplement être aléatoire et se produire à tout moment et de n'importe quelle manière.
Je sais que je parais comme si je défendais le jumelage. Je suppose que dans un sens je suis. En fait, j'aime vraiment le jumelage moi-même. Mais mon objectif ici était de prouver qu'au moins dans le canon, une Potion d'Amour n'est pas seulement une explication invraisemblable à la relation entre Harry et Ginny, mais aussi ridicule et légèrement offensive. Je suis désolé si j'ai offensé quelqu'un, mais je suis moi-même offensé à cette idée.
Rant 5: Le sceau à cinq branches
D'accord. Pour ceux d'entre vous qui ont lu mon profil, vous remarquerez que j'ai changé ce discours. Si vous l'avez même lu.
La raison pour laquelle je change est simple. Je me suis rendu compte que mon discours précédent était imparfait et qu'il était plus comique qu'informatif. Alors, je le refais.
Pour ceux d'entre vous qui ne se souviennent pas, le sceau à cinq branches est le sceau que Orochimaru a mis sur Naruto pendant la partie de la forêt de la mort des examens Chuunin. Naruto avait commencé à accéder au chakra de Kyuubi, et Orochimaru arrêta cela en claquant cet étrange sceau numéroté sur celui de Naruto portant le Kyuubi. Cela stoppa le flux du chakra de Kyuubi, ainsi que de fausser le contrôle du chakra de Naruto.
Certaines personnes diront que cela visait à renforcer le combat de Naruto en tant que personnage principal, ce qui lui conférait un handicap contre lequel il devait lutter. Et je vais vous donner ceci, c'est un argument valable. Dans le même temps, il est également invalide.
Oui, ce serait ennuyeux si Naruto devenait comme Sasuke et disposait de tout son pouvoir. Je ne le nie pas. Cependant, le sceau à cinq branches ne handicapera vraiment pas Naruto avant les préliminaires. Penses-y.
Dans la prochaine bataille majeure à laquelle Naruto participe, la bataille contre les utilisateurs du clone Ame, Naruto est toujours capable de conserver des clones de spam pendant pratiquement des heures, jusqu'à l'aube. Cela aurait-il été différent que s'il n'avait pas eu le sceau?
Et son combat contre Kiba. Naruto ne lutta pas contre Kiba car son contrôle du chakra était foutu et il n'avait pas accès à Kyuubi. Naruto se débattait parce que Kiba était un adversaire supérieur. Kiba était plus rapide, plus fort et il avait l'avantage de s'entraîner avec son clan. Naruto aurait lutté contre Kiba même sans le sceau, simplement parce que Kiba avait une formation et des compétences supérieures. C'est le véritable handicap et le véritable combat de Naruto. est-il obligé de continuer à se battre avec des adversaires plus forts et de meilleure qualité grâce à un meilleur entraînement, du fait qu'il a été autodidacte ou mal entraîné par son sensei?
En fin de compte, le sceau des cinq Prongs n'avait vraiment que deux ou trois objectifs:
1. Cela a empêché Naruto d'occuper l'ombre de Sasuke, qui jouait le rôle de spectateur jusqu'à ce que Naruto soit assommé, puis a intensifié ses efforts et combattu contre Orochimaru. Ce qui, à la mode pour Kishimoto, était plus «épique» que lorsque Naruto se battait. Je dis «épique» non pas parce que c'était épique, mais parce que c'était plus brillant et permettait à Sasuke de montrer ses talents. Alors, quand je dis épique, je suis sarcastique.
2. Jiraiya "s'intéressait" à Naruto au lieu de le laisser aller à Naruto et lui dire "je vais vous entraîner". Pour une raison quelconque, il ne pouvait pas simplement faire le dernier, je ne sais pas. Mais si Naruto n’avait pas le sceau, il aurait réussi l’exercice de marche dans l’eau plus rapidement, et Naruto aurait donc pu réellement attendre qu’Ebisu se réveille et l’entraîne au lieu de poursuivre Jiraiya. Ou bien il est possible que Ebisu ait amené Naruto ailleurs pour s’entraîner à autre chose, au lieu de remarquer Jiraiya et de le poursuivre, car Naruto prenait plus de temps pour obtenir l’exercice de marche dans l’eau.
3. Le sceau assommant Naruto permet à Sakura d'avoir son moment de développement du caractère lorsqu'elle combat le shinobi Oto. Cependant, cela peut aussi être facilement fait en écrasant simplement Naruto à travers des arbres, en frappant un point de pression pour l'assommer, en bougeant son bras pour limiter ses capacités de combat, etc. En d'autres termes, de nombreuses autres possibilités étaient ouvertes.
Tout ce que je veux dire, c’est que le sceau à cinq branches aurait pu être un bon moyen d’aider à montrer le combat de Naruto en tant que personnage principal. Mais il n'a pas réussi à livrer. Naruto n'est devenu vraiment handicapé qu'au moment d'introduire Jiraiya, et c'est à ce moment-là que les effets sont vraiment visibles, pour être ensuite supprimés dans un délai de dix minutes environ. Avant cela, cela ne semblait pas toucher Naruto du tout.
C'est pourquoi je déteste ça. Le sceau Five Prong a fini par être totalement inutile en canon. Mais ce qui est pire, c’est que les auteurs fanfiques finissent par le porter à un niveau supérieur. Plusieurs auteurs fanfiques qui rendent Naruto plus fort ou plus habile utilisent encore le sceau à cinq griffes et le handicapent beaucoup plus sérieusement. Ma question à tous ceux qui font cela est … pourquoi? Aucun d'entre eux ne l'utilise réellement pour développer le personnage de Naruto. And the handicapping of his skills is strange because it's not like Naruto needs to be humbled or needs to show he is struggling to earn his power and such in these fanfics. So why still use it?
The only time I've actually seen the Five Prong seal be put to good use is when fanfic authors use it to unlock some hidden bloodline or power that is held back by Kyuubi's chakra. Otherwise, it ends up proving to be just as annoying and useless as it does in canon.
I'm sorry if I've offended said authors here. I don't mean to do that. I'm just really wondering why anyone feels the need to use the five prong seal if it doesn't go anywhere, just like in canon? There are several different and more effective ways to handle that situation instead of using a useless creation that Kishimoto came up with. That's just my thought anyways.
Rant 6: The training trip.
Okay… I know that what Jiraiya took Naruto to do for three years was rather important. He learned to begin controlling the Kyuubi's chakra. And he did learn some things to help with his strengths.
But… this is my thought… with the exception of keeping Naruto away from Danzou's prying eyes, taking Naruto away was actually more dangerous in my opinion, then training him in Konoha or nearby enough that Naruto could still aid the village.
I can see why Jiriaya would want to take Naruto. He could focus solely on training, instead of Naruto being yanked away for missions. But let me put up a few counter arguments.
1. The fact of the matter is, while outside of Konoha, even in the presence of Jiraiya, he was in a lot more danger then he would be training in Konoha. You have missing nins, bandits, ninjas with grudges against Konoha, and Akatsuki. All of whom could easily just wait for Naruto to be away from Jiraiya for one second, and then BAM! Naruto's gone, world is doomed, bye bye all. Not only that, but it's that much easier for a Root ninja to simply follow them, and report back on what he finds, due to the fact that there is only Jiraiya there to stop any spies. If Naruto was in Konoha, Akatsuki would do nothing, due to the fact that it would be that much harder for them to get to him. THe only way would be an almost all out assault by a good portion of their numbers, or Pein. And if that happens, then the other Elemental Nations, sensing a threat against them, would pour out, and destroy Akatsuki. Not only that, but Danzou's spies would have a harder time, due to the increased number of ANBU and such who could watch out for spies.
2. Jiraiya has a spy network to run… well that's great. That would be a reason for Jiriaya to stay mobile… unless you, oh I don't know, SEND ENCODED MESSAGES! I mean… why run around a country talking to your spies, when you can easily send encoded messages? It seems that's smarter, since then counter spies can't identify Jiraiya's spies by him coming and talking to them! I mean… it seems to me that Kishimoto's shinobi are pretty dumb, if they don't employ things like common sense, that make their jobs that much easier.
3. Keeping Naruto's training secret. Well, that's fairly easy as well. It's called Training Ground 44 AKA the Forest of Death. Take Naruto there, train him, and you have a nice place that could easily ward off ROOT or other spies.
You all want to know what the training trip was? It was just a stupid cliche way for Kishimoto to separate Naruto and Shippuden. C'était ça. There was no actual need for it. There was no actual need for Naruto to go running around the Elemental Nations for three years, thus missing a chance at promotion, thus missing a chance at getting close to Sakura, or Hinata, or whoever you support for his pairing. To me, it's stupid, it's worthless, and every chance I get in my fanfics, I am avoiding it like the plague. THE PLAGUE! *Waves arms dramatically.*
Rant 7: The bell test.
This one is an oddity. I'm sure many people will say that the bell test is a great thing that shouldn't be ranted about, as there was nothing wrong. And I agree. le idée of the bell test, the principal behind it is sound. It's a great idea.
My problem… is with the execution. The way it was done, in the manga and anime.
Let's re-cap. We've got a knucklehead who devours ramen, has almost no real thinking capabilities, and is pretty much a one trick horse with high stamina, resiliance to damage, and is unperdictable. We have a book smart, but skill and strength weak kunoichi, who's only skills are the three basic ninjutsus, some skills in traps and weapons, and her intelligence. Did I also mention she is a rabid fangirl for their third teammember, at least at this point and time? Lastly, we have an emo-avenger who is probably mid-genin to low-chuunin in his abilities. However, he is a bit arrogant, is a lone wolf, and probably a bit of a hot head, if provoked.
Does any sensei… ANY REAL SENSEI… expect these three kids, who are hungry, exhausted, definitely don't get along with each other, and fresh from the Academy… does any real sensei expect them to be able to grasp the concept of teamwork, especially when they're set up against each other?
I mean c'mon… it's like asking a 2 year old to walk a straight line, pick up a piece of paper, make the most complicated paper airplane, then perdict exactly where, when and how it's going to land if he threw it. As in… NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
Yes, in the end, they learned teamwork… Kakashi managed to get his point across, in some small way. But wouldn't a good sensei, one who is actually maybe wanting the team to pass, wouldn't he be able to give them the test in a way where they would think that teamwork is something they had to do? Instead of almost ensuring that teamwork would never cross their mind? I mean… it's stupid… it really is.
If Kakashi wanted to make the bell test work, he wouldn't have them compete against each other. He wouldn't tell them to do teamwork, but he wouldn't make them fight each other. What he should have done was this.
"Okay. You have till the end of the day to get the bells from me. If you fail, then you go back to the Academy. None of you will leave this training ground until both bells are gone. As a special treat, those who do get the bells will get lunch, while the third one doesn't."
Voir? There's still that competitive edge, so they might not work together. But at the same time, there's nothing major driving them apart. They're just told they won't leave the training ground until the bells are taken from him. So, they could either go at him alone, or go at him together. Whcih means THEY'D LEARN THE F$%-ING LESSON!
So, I imagine I'll get some comments. That's fine. I welcome them. Doesn't mean I'll change my view, but I welcome any chance to actually disucss this.
Rant 8: One Piece, Fairy Tail, and Naruto
(Please note. These are only my opinions. I'm not saying it's the truth, it's only how I feel. So I better not get anyone complaining about me slandering one of these three or something. It's just how I feel)
Okay, my rant here is most specifically about the one major problem I have with each of these animes/mangas. I'm not saying they suck, or are horrible. In fact, I really like or liked all three of these. I just have a major problem with each of them, that has actually caused me to stop reading or following One Piece and Faiy Tail. And I'm going to cover each of them here.
One Piece: This was perhaps the first real anime I ever watched. Avatar the Last Airbender and Teen Titans are both animes in my opinion, but to me One Piece is always the real first anime I ever watched. And for a while, I really enjoyed the show. The comedy was great, the fights were great, and the characters were great. Overall, I really loved the show.
Then it became screwed up in my opinion. I don't know what it was, but around the point where they were supposed to fly their ship up into the sky, I just felt that the show had turned horrible. And as I've heard more and more about what's happened, I've realized why I started to dislike the show. The plot became way too complicated.
When the show began, the plot was simple. Sail to the Grand Line, while finding new crewmembers and adventures, to find One Piece. Okay, that's simple. Wait… why do we have to find a stupid geyser to go into the sky? Wait, why are we having to deal with a giant fat guy with a black beard? Wait why the F$% are we being seperated? Wait, why is it that everyone in the Grand Line is too strong for us, so we have to spend over 2 years training?
You see? The plot went from trying to find One Piece, to dealing with every obstacle and distraction imaginable to man, that just kept them from reaching One Piece. And that's what killed the show and manga for me. A simple and good plot turned overly complicated for no apparent reason.
Fairy Tail: I started reading the Manga for this a few months back, and I found I really enjoyed it. Maybe it was the similar drawing style to One Piece, or the fact that in a way, this manga was like One Piece, I don't know. But I really enjoyed it for a time too. Again, good humor, good fights, and the background on some of the characters was great. Especially Erza Scarlett. She freaking made the manga for me. A hot red haired female who utilizies armor and weapons in combat? J'étais au paradis.
Then I notcied a pattern emerge. One that started to make the manga kinda bad and unbearable to me. Every time a new adventure popped up, the same thing happened. Bad guys would begin evil plan. Good guys were completly overwhelmed, and bad guys had every advantage and ace in their hand. And then something would happen to turn the tide in the good guy's favor, and they won.
This actually ties into my rant with Naruto. To me, the mere fact that the bad guys had such overwhelming advantages from the beginning was bad. The fact that it happened EVERY TIME I READ A NEW ADVENTURE, it was worse. So that's kinda what killed it off for me. The fact that there wasn't a single time where the bad guys didn't an advantage of humongous proportion.
Naruto: Naruto's perhaps the best manga and anime I've ever had the pleasure to read and watch. In my opinion, that is. It's funny, action packed, and a true underdog story. And it's one I intend to follow to the end… or until we learn if NaruHina is a canon reality or not.
Though that underdog part is also the problem in my opinion. Like in Fairy Tail, the bad guys always have some huge advantage. The difference is that Naruto actually lessens the bad guy's advantages most of the time, so it's not nearly as huge of a gap as it was in Fairy Tail.
Another problem in Naruto is the fact that pretty much everyone of Naruto's fights are won more due to pure determination and luck. Now that's not a bad thing, except for the fact that it happens almost every time. I can only handle so many inspiration comebacks before it kinda get's boring, and expected.
The last problem in Naruto for me is the fact that since Shippuden has started, bad guys have exponetially increased in power. Kisame is able to summon a water bubble that's half a mile high, and a mile across? And let's not forget the spamming of Sasuke's Mangekyou Sharingan techniques. How many times can one guy unleash Sussanoo and Amaterasu in one hour? And the fact that it's been hinted/confirmed that he's about to have an Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.
It was the latest chapter, 510, that finally caused me to rant here. We just saw Konan unveil SIX HUNDRED BILLION explosive tags. She unleashed ten minutes of continuous explosives. And it's only after she's failed that we learn that Madara had the Shodai's DNA as well, just like Danzo did?
I'm sorry, but I call major bulls$% here. Madara just happens to be able to pull off the one technique that can save him, right when he needs it, and when there was no mention of him knowing aobut it or possessing it earlier? WTF KISHIMOTO!? And now of course, he's gotten the next thing he needs. And the shark with info on the jinchuuriki's is heading to him.
Kishimoto… Naruto was great. Shippuden, not so much. You've freaking left one of the major plots dangling, when you could have finally concluded the question of NaruHina. Your bad guys are always getting more powerful, while the good guys have only recently gotten power ups. You really need to learn how to balance the ratio of good guy to bad guy power AND TO F$%-ING CONCLUDE A PLOT! DON'T LEAVE IT DANGLING!
Rant 9: Naruto Manga Chapter 515:
If you don't want spoilers to the chapter, stop reading now. If you don't care, or have read the chapter, then please continue.
Has face buried in hands, and remains silent*
Lifts face* Okay…I can officially say now…that Kishimoto…IS A *BLEEP*-ING RETARD *BLEEP*-HOLE WHO NEEDS A BAZOOKA ENEMA SHOVED UP HIS *BLEEP* BEFORE HAVING HIS *BLEEP* REMOVED WITH A PAIR OF RUSTY PLIERS THEN HAVE IT SHOVED DOWN HIS THOAT AND RIPPED OUT HIS NOSE!
Having Kabuto be able to revive Akatsuki was bad enough. Having them able to fully think and act on their own like they were compeltely alive again? Even worse.
BUT NOW THAT SCALE COVERED FREAK HAS BROUGHT BACK THE MOST POWERFUL NINJAS OF EXISTENCE, AND PEOPLE WHO WERE CLOSE TO MAIN CHARACTERS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE FREAKING SERIES!
Every Akatsuki member who has died: brought back to life.
Every jinchuuriki who has been captured and extracted: brought back to life.
Ever Kage who has died: Brought back to life.
Ever Konoha ninja from Dan to Asuma to Hizashi: Brought back to life
Every powerful ninja that has popped up in the series, including Kimimaro, Chiyo, and Hanzo: Brought back to life
Zabuza, Haku, and probably other members of the Seven Swordsmen and other powerful ninja groups: Brought back to life.
WHATS NEXT!? WE'RE GOING TO SEE KABUTO SUMMON SOME JAPANESE DEITY TO THE FIELD?! OR MAYB HE'LL JUST POOF INTO A DEITY HIMSELF!
WELL I SAY *BLEEP* YOU KISHIMOTO! *BLEEP* YOU TO THE DARKEST CREVICE OF TORTURE! The only reason I'm even still reading Naruto Shippuden now is to find out if it has NaruHIna in it, or not. THAT'S IT!
Rant 10: Nit Pick shows
This is a rant I felt today when I watched the show called Star Wars Tech. If you haven't seen it, it's basically these 'scientists' start talking about the technology used in Star Wars, in comparison to today's technology.
I use the term 'scientists' loosely, because in my opinion, no self respecting scientist would stoop so low as to do what I saw on that show: nit picking a science fiction.
I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Pourquoi? Because I got so freaking frustrated, I nearly swore loudly, which would have woken up my sick sister.
Sérieusement. Who cares if today's technology couldn't create a cockpit windshield the size of the Millenium Falcon or the Tie Fighter? It's not like they exist, or there is a need for spaceships like that! Or how about what a lightsaber is made of. Who cares if we can't replicate with today's technology! It's not meant to be made with today's technology! It's meant to be fun and entertaining.
It is seriously depressing to see people, who should be researching ways to make humanities life better, are wasting their time nit picking technology and effects and such of a science fiction movie. And people do that to everything! Fantasy, fables, legends, EVERYTHING!
I think the best way to describe my thoughts can be taken from the theme song of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (which I do not own in any way, shape or form). "If you're wondering how he eats and breaths, and other science facts. Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax! For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
Rant 11: Haku's gender.
This isn't entirely a rant, so much as just stating my opinion. And what's my opinion? That Haku is a freaking girl.
Sérieusement. Yeah the voice is deep for a girl, but it still sounds girly. And let's add in the features, and the freaking PINK KIMONO Haku was wearing when she ran into Naruto at the clearing. But what really makes me think Haku is a girl was the last 20-30 Naruto Manga chapters.
I covered this in my rant of Naruto Manga chapter 515, with Kabuto bringing back every powerful or emotion baggage character back to life. One of the characters is Haku.
The reason that these chapters support my belief that Haku is a girl is the fact that the Haku in those manga chapters was drawn with eyelashes, female slanted anime eyes similar to Shippuden Hinata's, and the fact that she has on FREAKING LIPSTICK! I'm serious, look at Haku's lips and compare them to Mei the Mizukage. THEY FREAKING LOOK ALIKE!
I know Kishimoto said Haku was a boy, but in all honestly, I think he just did that to F$% with us, because unless Haku shows the only irrefutable evidence there is that she was supposed to be a guy, all evidence I've seen points to a female character.
Now this does mean I'll probably be doing female Haku's in most of my fanfics. However, I may do the occassional male one to suit any ideas or whatever. But I still believe Haku was a female.
Rant 12: Battles in HaloxStarWars crossover .
Bear with me here. I have no problem with the crossovers. I've only read two so far, but both were excellent, to a point. One I'm still reading, the other I stopped.
Basically, here's the scoop. In these fanfics, the UNSC, after the Human/Covenant war has ended, somehow ends up in a battle/war against the Old Republic from slighlty before Revenge of the Sith, or the Galactic Empire right afterwards. Both of these fanfics have large scale battles at the beginning, that consist of orbital battles and ground invasions.
Now as I started reading these battles, I really started to get into them. I'm serious. I actually started laughing and stuff when I read the space battles beginning. Pourquoi? Because it was freaking realistic. As I was reading, somehow I knew what was happening would actually happen.
The Star Wars groups always outnumbered the UNSC in ships and troops. Their ships were superior in close quarters combat, with their turbolasers and such tearing through the UNSC ships lighter shields and hull armor. But the UNSC had far superior range on their weapons, with their MAC cannons basically able to tear through Venetrator and Imperial class Star Destroyers with only two to four shots. The Clone/Imperial fighters had numbers, but the UNSC fighters were far more manueverable and had better weapons.
And ground invasions made total sense too. The clone troopers had more numbers, but the UNSC had the advantage in weapons and armor. Their Marines were outfitted with armor that had weak personal shields that could take two or three hits from blaster rifles, their weapons could tear through Clone and Storm Trooper armor easily. And let's face it, yes it could. In StarWars, that armor is basically meant to stop Blaster fire, and even then it fails. It wasn't meant to stop solid projectiles, making it weak to armor piercing bullets. The UNSC ground vehicles were faster, far more manueverable, and hit harder, though with the exception of their Scorpion and Grizzly tanks, none of their Ground Vehicles could take a lot of punishment. And the UNSC air power of Hornets and such were faster and more manueverable than the Republics LAAT's.
This is my problem here now. This is why I made this rant. In both stories though, the UNSC had orbital installations. In one, it was a full sized Space Station for receiving ships and such. The other it was three Oribtal Defense Platforms.
My rant is about how the authors handled boarding actions. In both stories, the Star Wars forces landed troops on the ODPs/Space station. In both stories, the StarWar's forces drove the UNSC Marines from their defenses within a matter of minutes. Half hour at most.
This is where I call bulls$%.
Let's actually think about this, okay? We've got hangers that probably can't fit more than three-four transports inside of them at most. Meaning the Republic can probably only land about three of them inside these hangers to deposit troops. And their best troop transports for boarding actions only carry 40 troops max. That's about 120-160 Clone troopers being deposited into the hangers. They'll have practically no cover once they leave their transports.
Facing them would be probably 30-40 Marines, armed with Assault Rifles, Designated Marksman Rifles, heavy machine guns, and frag grenades. They have defensive positions with heavy cover, and superior armor. Their weapons can chew through Clone/Stormtrooper armor, and they have many auto/rapid fire weapons, meanng lots more lead heading downfield.
You guys do the math. In real life, the Marines would chew through the clone/storm troopers in a matter of minutes, then reload and wait for the next batch. They could hold their position for hours, depending on how well they were supplied with ammo. Instead, in these stories the Marines are easily pushed back by the weight of numbers of clone troopers.
That's my problem. That's my rant. Consistency is blown out the hatch for plot development.
Like I said though, that's my only problem. Otherwise, both stories were really good, and blended the two universes together. My only problem was the boarding actions.
Rant 13: The Academy
I know what you're all thinking. It took you this long to get to this?
Well sorry. It never really fully struck me to write a rant about this till today. Thank you PsychoG for Sealed Legacy Chapter 2.
D'accord. So anyways, here we go.
The Shinobi academy of Konoha has always been something I thought was stupid. Pourquoi? Because out of everything we'd seen, it focused more on Academics than actual practical skills.
Seriously, think about it. Almost all the scenes involving it consist of them in the classroom listening to their teachers give them lessons, or theoretical scenarios. In the whole time we've seen the Academy, in manga or anime, we've only ever seen them training in taijutsu or weapons. There's no combat scenarios, there is no training in jutsus outside the three basics. Nothing. All the academy does is teach them three basic jutsu, some taijutsu, and a shit load of Academia.
And you know I'm right. Penses-y. How else could Sakura be the top kunoichi of the Academy, considering Ino had more skills jutsu wise, and Hinata was a lot more dangerous in taijutsu, if she could get herself to fight? And yet Sakura is top of the class, due to the fact that she's smart. She aces her tests, and has minal chakra, giving her perfect control.
The Academy on a whole is messed up in my opinion. They focus solely on things like brains and what skills the students show off. Not on things like mindset. In the chapter I mentioned up there, by PsychoG, Naruto uses his Sexy Jutsu in front of the Academy Instructors, his fellow classmates, and the Hokage. And all the Instructors, the Hokage, and Sasuke pass out from nosebleeds. And one of the adult kunoichi remarked how Naruto could easily kill all of them while they were passed out.
Voir? Did any of Sasuke's skills help him there? Nan. He's dead now. Not really, but in a sense.
And let's not forget the fact that out of a graduating class of at twenty seven students, only nine became full genin. NINE! What the *bleep* kind of statistic is that?
At least Kiri, before Zabuza came along, could say it could pass 50% of it's academy students. And those students wouldn't freeze up after making their first kill either. They've already done that.
The Konoha Academy focuses too much on Academics. It wants intelliget ninja, not skilled ones. And while intelligence is important in their profession, it doesn't help if you're all brains and no brawn or skill.
Rant 14: Kakashi Hatake as a sensei
I actually got this rant in my mind while talking to another author on the sight, who wanted my input on some of the characters. One of them was Kakashi, and if I thought he was a good sensei.
And the truth? No, I don't think Kakashi is a good sensei. This is the man of a 1000 jutsu. The student of the Yellow Flash, one of the best jounin of Konoha, and a candidate for Rokudaime Hokage if Naruto isn't ready to become that yet.
But as a sensei? He sucks. Horribly. The only point in all of Naruto, both original and Shippuden, where he seemed like a decent teacher, was in Shippuden helping to teach Naruto his wind affinity.
Let's take a look at the facts. In the past, Kakashi failed all his other students because they couldn't understand an overly complicated test on teamwork. He purposfully set each of them up to fail. And don't bother saying 'well he was trying to teach them to look through deception and understand teamwork'. Those excuses don't work here. The Academy, as I said in my previous rant, puts almost no lessons towards actual ninja mindset. None of them learn teamwork or seeing through deception in the Academy. And then Kakashi expects each team to get those concepts right off the bat? That's bullshit.
Also, Kakashi actions could also be seen as treasonous acts. Penses-y. Konoha is primarily a military based mercenary village. They survive off of missions performed by their teams of shinobi. Kakashi's actions in failing each team, simply because he doesn't want to teach one, continually weakens Konoha's military strength by denying them shinobi who could have passed if given a test that was better suited towards their current experience level. Instead, he gives them an overly complicated test, intent on failing them. In my book, that's working against the village, and thus an act of treason.
Then when he finally passed Team 7, let's look at his teaching methods…they're non existent. As far as I can tell, his training consist's of sitting around reading perverted smut while watching his team flounder their way through D-rank missions, in some abstract hope that it'll teach them teamwork. The only time he actually does teach them is when they nearly die, and then he teach's them chakra control. Something that, quite honestly, should have been taught at the Academy, or shortly after they made genin. Plus, it would have been a great way to help build their teamwork early on after he passed them. Or having them spar as he teach's them nin and taijutsu. But nope. Kakashi just watches them blunder their way along, hoping they'll learn their lesson's on their own.
Next up, the chuunin exams. Honestly, none of the Rookie Teams should have been put in at all. They've only been genin for like 6 months. They have little real world experience save for team 7, they haven't killed anyone, they haven't seen people die, and their sensei put them into battle against genin from all over the world, some of whom may have tons more experience and are also good at killing people? Way to really fuck up there. Kakashi is the worst though because he doesn't do it because he has confidence in them. No, he does it to teach them a lesson he's too damn lazy to teach them himself: what the real world is all about for them. Kill or be killed.
And then we get where he abandons Naruto to train Sasuke. Yeah, I know Jiraiya ordered him. But honestly, I would have said 'Fuck you, he's my student too. You can help train him, but I'm training him too'. But no. Kakashi just nods, tells Naruto he can't train him at all, and goes to train Sasuke. Doesn't give him a valid reson why he can't train him. And then he get's Ebisu to train Naruto, which is really stupid since Ebisu shouldn't even be a jounin. He's shown no skill for Elite or Special jounin status. He's maybe a high ranking chuunin at best. Way to go Kakashi, you've again failed at teaching your students as a team. He could have made sure Sakura was still training and learning during that time too.
Overall, Kakashi was a horrible sensei. Just plain horrible. He's sorta good for one on one training, but as a jounin sensei for a whole team, he's atrocious. He has no concept for real training methods, just vaguely pushing his students into situations and hope they learn their own lessons. That's a great way to kill them off, not having them learn things.
Rant 15: Pirate versus Knight of Deadliest Warrior Season 1/Season 3 altogether
For those of you unfamiliar with it, Deadliest Warrior is a show that aired for three seasons on Spike. The show's premise is very simple. They take two warriors from history who never met in combat, test a number of their weapons against each other, and then create a computer simulation in which the two warrior's fight a battle 1,000 times. The winner is the warrior who has the definitive number of wins. Their very first battle was Apache Indian versus Roman Gladiator, with the Apache winning by a fair amount.
Most of the episodes were just plain epic throughout Seasons 1 and 2, especially the William Wallace versus Shaka Zulu episode (which was epic to me due to the fact that according to my mom's father, her side of my family is related to William Wallace. I don't know how, jsut that we are). However, Season 1 had one episode that I strongly disagree with, and I also feel that the tests were not properly done. And that was episode 4, Pirate versus Knight.
The Knight came to battle with a full suit of battle armor, including a shield, as well as the Morning Star Flail, the Crossbow, the Halberd, and the Broadsword. His opponent the Pirate came with the Grenado, Flintlock Pistol, Blunderbuss, Cutlass, and Boarding Axe. And no armor at all.
My first problem is when they showed the testing of the Blunderbuss. They had one of the pirate experts fire this forerunner of the shotgun against a blood filled mannequin torso with a breastplate similar to the knight's. One of the BB sized grapeshot rounds fired from the Blunderbuss managed to penetrate the armor and through the flesh of the target. Due to this, the experts gave the edge to the Pirate's Blunderbuss over the Knight's Halberd, the weapon it was tested against. This is where I first strongly disagree with the episode.
I cannot refute that the Blunderpuss can penetrate the breastplate of the knight, and has more range than the halberd. However, I can refute the idea that it will penetrate all the way through the knight's multiple layers of armor to actually kill the knight. First off, the Knight has a shield. And against that, the blunderbuss very well could fail to penetrate, if the knight is able to bring it into play, due to a majority of shields being usually solid thick wood with a sheet of metal formed over the top, or just being straight up metal.
Even if the shield doesn't come into play, the knight has more than just his breastplate for armor. Under that is a shirt of chainmail, which could very well stop the shot, and if not, then at least it would warp the shot's flight path due to the non linear surface it gives, being a shirt made of hundreds of rings of metal, and thus not one smooth surface but multiple angles for the shot to bounce off of. The chainmail itself could be backed with leather, adding an extra layer to slow the bullet. The knight would also probably have a padded cotton or wool shirt/tunic on under the chainmail, adding a final layer of defense before the shot hit skin.
If the shot somehow managed to make it through all these layers, it's lost a lot of momentum at this point. And even if it still has enough momentum to get through the skin, knights were not exacltly slim or average in size. These guys would train, but they also liked to pack away the food. So there's a fair amount of muscle and fat between the shot and anything serious. So overall, I highly disagree on the idea that the blunderbuss is an effective killing weapon against a knight decked in full armor, unless you put it right against the breastplate and pull the trigger. The only spot I can think of that would be a kill hit would be if the blunderbuss penetrated the knight's helmet, due to the fact that the face is almost completely unprotected behind the visor.
I also really believe that the computer program used to run the simulations was not able to take misfires into account, due to the fact that not only did the Pirate win by a staggering 623 kills, over half of those kills were made by the blunderbuss alone. That means that the blunderbuss, of 1,000 battles, went off succussfully and killed the knight 352 times. That's not counting how many times it went off and missed or only wounded the knight. The pirates flintlock pistol and blunderbuss were both weapons prone to misfires. As such, it is reasonable to assume that they would have had far less efficency than what we can take from the results of this battle. I feel that quite honestly, with the exception of the grenado and the occasional lucky shot from the flintlock and blunderbuss, the pirate had little to no chance at all in defeating the knight's armor. The grenado does provide for shrapnel (which is unperdictable and can go anywhere) and a presusre wave which is blunt force trauma (a nightmare to armor wearing troops like the knight). But the boarding axe and cutlass both prove fairly futile against the knight's armor, the flintlock pistol would only work if you shot him in the face, and the blunderbuss would more than likely require two or three shots to kill the knight. However, it would knock him on his ass if he was hit and it didn't kill him. Overall, I think we should really question the accuracy of that episode, and get all the facts, instead of the ones we were given.
My other problem with Deadliest Warrior was Season 3. By Season 3, Deadliest Warrior altered it's standard testing format to incorparate 'X-factor's. Hundreds of extra things that could affect the course of battle, such as the person's health, diet, intelligence, etc. Now these things are important, yes. But the show made such an incredibly big deal about them, that it sorta replaced the importance of testing the weapons. It felt like the show was more worried about bringing all the X-factor's into play, then it was in testing the weapons. I say this due to the fact that they kept mentioing X-factors in practically every other sentence when they were testing the weapons.
And some of the X-factors were just plain stupid. Like in Pancho Villa versus Crazy Horse. They said that one of the big X-factors that won the battle for Pancho Village (he won the battle), was because he had a medical train that allowed him to have a mobile hospital that could heal wounds.
Well that's great for Pancho Villa. If he's in a prolonged war against Crazy Horse, I'm sure that would help. But he's not. He's in one single battle where only one of them will walk away alive. How the bloody hell does a medical train help him during the battle if he can't get to it, or the medics on it can't get to him since he's fighting Crazy Horse? It doesn't. So it shouldn't have been included at all in the X-factors.
Another X-factor that really screwed the series over, in my opinion, came during the US Army Ranger versus North Korean Special Operation Forces episode. During that episode, the people doing the testing made such a big deal of the battle being on the Korean Penisula. They said that since the North Korean S.O.F. would only be fighting in either North or South Korea, the battle should take place there. This ended up giving the S.O.F. the X-factor of knowledge of the terrain, since they knew their own countryside.
At no point in any of the previous battles of Season 1, 2, or 3 so far did any of the battles take place in terrain familiar to one of the two warriors or groups of warriors. All the battles took place in fairly neutral territory that gave no advantage to one side or the other. And very few, if any, of the warriors used in all three seasons would ever be fighting out of their natural terrain anyway, but that never came up as a factor in the battles either. So why is it the North Korean's got such special treatment? I have no clue, but I do know that it was the major deciding factor in the battle, that allowed them to almost tie with the Rangers. If they had done what they usually did, which was have the Rangers and S.O.F. fight in neutral territory, the Rangers victory would have been by a bigger margin, probably. I can't be entirely sure.
Overall, Season 3 had the potential to be awesome, with incredible fights like Joan of Arc versus William the Conqueror, Lawrence of Arabia versus Teddy Roosevelt (when he was in charge of the Rough Riders), and Genghis Khan versus Hannibal of Carthage. But Season 3 feels like it fell flat, in comparison to it's two predecessors.
Also, the expert who described William the Conqueror's strategy at the battle of Hastings was a freaking moron. If you've seen that episode, do not believe a word that man said. The shield wall was incredible effective against archers, as the ranks behind the first few could raise shields up, stopping barrages of arrows. The reason the Norman's began to retreat was because they thought their leader, William the Conqueror, had died when he fell off his horse. They began to retreat, but William threw off his helmet and declared he was alive, allowing them to turn on the Saxon's who pursued them, as they regained their morale at the sight of their leader. The Saxon line was destroyed due to the Normans turning back on them, and the archers were able to slaughter the remainng Saxon's on the shield wall, since it was much weaker now with the loss of so many men.
Also, in the Genghis Kahn versus Hannibal episode, the War Elephant shouldn't have had as big an impact against Mongols. I mean, yeah it was a very deadly weapon in the right hands, I won't deny that. But the Mongol's dealt with War Elephants when they fought against the Persians, and laid waste to their army. So quite honestly, the War Elephant probably shouldn't have inspired as much fear in the Mongols, or been entirely as effective in combat against them, since the Mongols had experience fighting them, and also had horses that could outrun and out manuever the elephant. Yet of course, this fact is never brought up. *sighs*
Rant 16: Hinata haters
You know, I have no problem with pairings that people like. NaruSaku, KibaHina, SasuKari, whoever! You like who you like, and I'll like who I like. Which is NaruHina, if you don't know already. Though I also can support NaruTayu, NaruAnko, and NaruFemKyuubi.
But I'm getting off topic. If there's one thing I cannot abide though, it's people who try to force their belief down other people's throats. We've all run into the people who say NaruHina is the most overused pairing, and that Hinata is the worst possible pairing for Naruto, and etc. I can accept that people have that opinion. Though honestly, Fanfiction authors who do NaruHina shouldn't get yelled at for it being overused. People come here to write what they want, not write what's popular. You could just as easily say that for any pairing that has 1,000 or more fanfics using that pairing.
But what's worse is the people who feed us garbage. A friend of mine receieved a Pm or review stating he should remove Hinata from Naruto's harem in his fanfic. Some of his reasons being:
1. Hinata is a fangirl of Ino and Sakura proportions.
2. Hinata is the most useless kunoichi ever.
3. Hinata is in love with his fake mask of confidence, and would dump him if he lost that.
4. Hinata just stood by and watched Naruto be alone and desperate for a friend, and didn't do anything.
This person must obviously be reading a different manga and watching a different anime from the actual Naruto and Naruto: Shippuden. Admittedly, they are correct when it came to reason 4. Hinata should have been there for Naruto, instead of hiding in the shadows. While this can be blamed on her shyness, it still does hurt her credibility.
However, the rest is just bullcrap.
Reason 1 is false. Sakura and Ino see Sasuke as perfect, although Sakura becomes better over time. He has no flaws, and any and all who dare say otherwise or oppose Sasuke's will get a beat down by his fangirls. Hinata, however, see's Naruto's flaws and accepted them. She may stalk Naruto (admittedly a little creepy), but she in no way see's Naruto as perfect, or tries to raid his wardrobe or fight over sitting next to him or such. Hinata is in no way a fangirl like Sakura or Ino.
Reason 2 is beyond crap. Admittedly, you kinda need to have watched the anime for this one, but still, let's look at the facts. With the exception of the Naruto movies, Sakura never defeats an opponent on her own. She always has someone else helping her, either in taking them down or coming in to take over the fight. And after the Retrieval Arc, she ends up spending her entire time studying under Tsunade. She doesn't even go on missions anymore, with the exception of the movies.
Ino is the same. Not once do we see her successfully fight off an enemy by herself. She is constantly requiring help from others to beat her enemies, and usually they land the finishing blow. Ino even admits she's outclassed in the last arc of the anime, before Naruto leaves on his training trip, and starts training with Tsunade as well.
Hinata, however, shows herself to be far more powerful. In the anime, I can recall seeing her take down a boss summon, along with two of the ninjas allied with the summoner, a high chuunin to jounin ranked rogue ninja, and at least one thug, ALL BY HERSELF! She didn't require any help or aid from others, she took them down by herself. And this is as a genin. She also made two Jyuuken based jutsu's on her own, with probably no help from any other Hyuuga's.
Also, let's not forget Pein's invasion of Konoha. Who was it that attacked Pein, suicidally, to protect Naruto? Hinata. Sakura didn't do it. Ino didn't do it. Hinata did. Hinata is clearly the strongest of the Rookie 9 Kunoichi, when she puts her mind to it.
Reason 3. Yes, Hinata did first fall for Naruto for his mask of confidence. But as we hear her say later, she admires Naruto not for his confidence, but for his never give up attitude. She admires, and possibly loves Naruto, for the fact that he will not stay down. That when he fails, when he falls, he just get's back up and tries again. That's what she admires most about him. And let's not forget, Naruto confessed his lack of confidence, in beating Neji, to her right before the Chuunin exam Finals. She knows some, if not a lot, of his confidence is just hot air. Yet we still see she loves him later on.
Look, if you want to hate Hinata, or dislike her, I'm not trying to tell you to stop. That's your thing. What I am saying, though, is make sure you have your facts right. Hinata is not the shallow fangirls we see in Ino or Sakura. She's not useless, and she is not in love with Naruto's mask. She's probably the second most skilled kunoichi of the Konoha 12 (behind Tenten), and she sees the real Naruto, and accepts him for it.
Rant 17: Hiding Naruto's Potential
Okay, this is not a rant in the sense of me being pissed off or angry. This is more of an 'educational eye opener' to the Naruto authors of fanfiction.
In many fanfics where Naruto starts to gain a lot of skill and ability during the Academy Years, fanfic authors will have Naruto, or his mentor (generally a figure from another series, Kyuubi, Hiruzen Sarutobi, or an OC), decide that in order to protect Naruto from enemies, Naruto has to hide his true abilities and potential so as not to draw attention to himself.
Well that's fine idea, and makes a lot of sense. But the problem is the fact that everyone seems to think Naruto needs to be the Dead Last in order to hide his potential.
This is actually a move that is possibly as lethal, if not more, then Naruto showing his skills off and becoming the Rookie of the Year. And here's the reason why.
If Naruto is considered the Dead Last, people will underestimate him. And that's all fine and good as it means he can surprise them in combat. But if Naruto ends up in a situation where he has to unveil his skills to survive, like say fighting against Zabuza or any other high ranking chuunin or a jounin level opponent, that is going to throw up a big red flag. People will wonder how the Dead Last went from being the Dead Last to being capable of pushing someone like Zabuza to fight seriously, or being able to defeat someone like Zabuza. You don't just go from being Dead Last to being that strong without drawing attention to yourself and making yourself a big target.
That's why it's actually smarter for Naruto to be AVERAGE in the Academy. Not Rookie of the Year, not Dead Last, just average. Penses-y. In a class roughly made up of thirty students, twenty eight of them fall into the category of being average. Some might be near the Dead Last, some might be near the Rookie of the Year, but they're all still average.
And then take into account what happens when Naruto goes out into the field and starts show casing some of his skills? Yeah he'll still draw attention to himself if he goes toe to toe with Zabuza. But if he battles a chuunin level opponent, it's not as big of a shock when he starts uunveiling his skills. He' average, so it means that he probably could improve to that level. So people won't notice that much if he shows off improved skills or abilities. Meaning they don't go investigating, they don't start targetting him as much.
Rant 18: The Uchiha Clan Massacre
So, with all the recent revelations and such involving the Uchiha clan, Kishimoto has pretty much convulted what was once a very simple plot. That is, Itachi Uchiha killed his entire clan to test his power, sparing his little brother Sasuke on a whim.
Now, we've got that the Uchiha were planning a coup attempt against Konoha because of rumors spread that they could control the Kyuubi, making people think they were going to take over Konoha. So they did start planning to take over Konoha to protect themselves. And so Itachi actually killed the clan, with help from Madara Uchiha/Tobi/Obito Uchiha, on orders from Konoha's government to protect the village. But apparently now the Uchiha have a whole lot of good people who were 'better men' then the Hokage's were. The men chosen to lead the village, chosen to take charge of and lead the entire village…and they're saying people from a clan well known for hatred, greed, and insanity are better men then themselves.
Just…all…bulls$% Kishimoto. Just freaking bulls$%. STICK TO ONE FREAKING PLOT!
Takes a deep breath* Sorry about that. But it's time to get to my rant.
Now most of you will probably scratch your heads here. Afterall, I have not exactly hidden my utter contempt for Sasuke, and in this very rant, I made it clear what I thought of Kishimoto's attempts to make the Uchiha clan look good. For the most part, I despise the Uchiha clan, because I do feel like they are power hungry, snooty, and all around a-holes, based on their bloodline, which allows them to basically steal other people's work and HAX their way to victory.
But what I'm talking about here though are the unknown casualities of the Uchiha clan massacre. We all know that the shinobi and the adults of the Uchiha clan died. But Kishimoto cleverly hid something from all of us. A fact that only in the last few months have I realized: that there were many, many innocent people killed that night.
I am referring to those who were not shinobi or adults at the time of the Uchiha clan massacre. I am talking about the babies and young toddlers who didn't even know what was going on around them. Of the young children, who simply played and lived and had their whole lives ahead of them. Of the Academy students, just now learning the ways of Konoha shinobi. Of the young genin, freshly graduated from the Academy, ready to serve their village, with no idea of the shadowy actions of their village or their clan.
What happened to all of them? Surely Sauske and Itachi were not the only people in the Uchiha clan below the age of twenty? Surely there were other young Uchiha children as well. In a clan the size of the Uchiha, you knew there had to be. And if that's the case, you know that they were killed as well.
What about Uchiha born without chakra? Those who led simple lives as civilians? Those who had already retired, and only now wanted to live peacefully, watching their children or grandchildren grow up. The elderly, too weak or crippled to fight anymore?
Kishimoto shows us only one side to the massacre: the death of the traitors intent on overthrowing Konoha for self preservation. We do not see the real tragedy of the massacre, the death's of many innocents that probably outweighed the number of guilty who were killed. It is understandable, as Naruto is not one of those truley gritty and dark animes, like Hellsing, and so such truly dark things are not brought up. But still, the fact remains that it was not just guilty shinobi dying that night.
And that is what I find so wrong with the Uchiha Clan Massacre. That many innocent people were killed, and yet no one seems to realize that fact, whether they are an author on fanfiction, or simply a fan of the show.
In many ways, I think that this fact also shows just how truly heartless and depraved Danzou was. Several authors might try to make him seem a bit sympathetic, make him seem only misguided in his beliefs of what was best for Konoha. I cannot, for one second, believe anything about that man is or was capable of bringing about sympathy. Not when he is responsible for the death's of people who's only crime was simply being named Uchiha. As far as I'm concerned, Danzou is a man equal in evil to Hitler, Stalin, and any other figure in history who ordered the genoicide of an entire people. The man deserves no sympathy.
Rant 19: Star Wars vs Star Trek
First off, this isn't a rant. Because honestly, there isn't really anything to rant about. This is actually a discussion I've had with my dad, and I thought I would share my findings with you all.
My dad has been a huge fan of Star Trek, espiecally the original series and the early movies, since he grew up with them. I, however, greatly enjoyed Star Wars a lot more. And from time to time, we'd get into discussions about how the technology on each show would work, and what not. But one question I always had was this: if you pitted ships from Star Wars against ships from Star Trek, who would win?
Well, I have an answer for you. And that answer is simple: Star Wars.
Now I'm not saying this because I like Star Wars better. I'm saying this because I've done some actual research and comparison and such. And here are my results.
In one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, we saw an alien ship fire a type of directed energy weapon at the Enterprise D. This weapon had a power output of 400 Gigawatts and nearly wiped out the Enterprise D's shields, if not actually doing so anyways. So from that, we can guess that the shields a Galaxy-class Starship like the Enterprise D can only absorb roughly 400 billion watts of power before giving out, leaving the ship itself vunerable to attack.
After doing some additional searching, I found a site that was determining the power of the turbolaser batteries used by Imperial Star Destroyers in the Star Wars universe. Their estimation was that a standard medium turbolaser on an Imperial Star Destroyer was capable of delivering an average 6,700 Terajoules of power with each blast. Converted into watts, that's 1,861,111,111,111.111 watts.
So, one single blast from a medium turbolaser from the Star Wars universe is over 4 times more powerful then the shields of the Enterprise D. What this translates to is basically one shot, one kill. An Imperial Class Star Destroyer, with one volley of turbolaser fire, could possibly wipe out an entire Federation Armada.
Une addition: While re-watching the Voyager series, I came to the realization that there might be one Star Trek series who may not necessarily have the defensive capabilities to match the Star Wars universe, but has the offensive capabilities to do so: Species 8472. In Star Trek: Voyager, this species emerges from a sub universe known as Fluidic Space, when they are attacked by the Borg. They promptly begin an invasion of our universe, intent on destroying the Borg and all other life.
Species 8472's bioships quickly prove to be more then a match for the Borg, as they begin to systematically slaughter the Borg, destroying countless ships and Borg held planets. Their weaponry proves able to annihilate Borg Cubes in two or three hits. And 8 of them, channeling energy through a 9th ship, are capable of destroying a planet.
In comparison, their weaponry has the potential to match Star Wars weaponry in destructive capabilities. What's more, Species 8472 can deliver that much firepower in the form of a small one man ship, giving them a massive advantage in being able to field far more ships, each with almost equal firepower to a Rebel or Imperial cruiser. the only downside I can see is that their ships may not be able to handle the amount of damage in return. While they prove incredibly resilient to even the weaponry of the Borg, they can still be damaged by Borg weaponry. Since Star Wars weaponry delivers far more damage and power, 8472's bioships may not be able to handle taking damage.
Rant 20: The excuse that 'There are no happy endings in Reality'
This is a rant that is targeting the excuse fanfiction authors use to defend some of their choices when they write chapters. The excuse they use that they're just adding 'reality' to their fanfics, to explain why a character was raped, why they were kidnapped, why they were killed.
Their excuse is that in reality, bad stuff happens. These sorts of things happen. And yes. IN REALITY, these horrible things happen. Good guys die, bad guys win, horrible things happen to nice people. IN REALITY!
What these people need to wake up and realize is that they are not writing REALITY. They are not writing non-fiction. They are writing FICTIONAL things. And in FICTIONAL THINGS, good things do happen. Good guys do win, happy endings do exist, so on and so forth.
In the world of Naruto, not once is it ever shown that rogue ninjas and criminals and such would go around raping people. It's not even implied. But these people feel that they need to be realistic, and add it in. NO YOU DON'T! IT'S FICTION! IT'S MAKE BELIEVE! STOP TRYING TO DRAGS US BACK INTO OUR FUCKED UP REALITIES!
If you want to do these dark and gritty 'realistic' things, then fine. Fais le. But don't sit back and pussy out by trying to defend yourself saying it's 'realisitc'. That excuse doesn't work in the world of FICTION. Defend yourself by saying the truth. You wanted it to happen. You wanted that in your fanfic so you could move your plot along or you wanted to create drama. Stop trying to hide behind a paper shield and man/woman up to the consequences of your choices.
Rant 21: The Force Awakens
Before I begin, I want to say this here and now. This is solely my opinion here. Do not take this as fact, or me trying to force you to think the way I do. I'm merely venting and ranting here, and you're free to read it, and then think whatever it is you want to think. But this is my opinion here.
Took me a while to get the courage to write this rant. *Takes a deep breath* But…well here we go.
I've stated in the past that I am a fan of Star Wars. Not to the level that others are, as sadly my life growing up kept me out of touch with the latest books, games, and consoles. I never got a chance to try out Knights of the Old republic and stuff when it came out. But suffice to say, I have greatly enjoyed the movies, and I enjoyed the canon that went beyond it, both into the past and the future.
And then along came Disney, buying up Star Wars from George Lucas. Their first decision? Completely annihilate thirty years worth of canon belonging to the Extended Universe. Their reasoning? To create their own crap.
Needless to say…this decision alone infuriated me, along with several of my friends. We've all been fans of the EU for quite some time. I'm admittedly lacking in full knowledge of everything that happens, but I've found several things I enjoyed from it, such as Mara Jade. I liked Mara Jade. She was a complex character, and I enjoyed reading about her development, from a devoted assassin of the Emperor to a smuggler struggling to find her own path, to a fledgling Jedi under the leadership of the man she swore to kill, to marrying said man and becoming his wife. I also enjoyed Grand Admiral Thrawn, a man who was an incredibly skilled tactician who probably came the closest out of the any remaining Imperial Admirals and Warlords to overthrowing the New Republic. A complex and worthy adversary.
But, Disney swept them all away. Well…swept them all away, declared them non canon, only to turn around and start picking up individual bits and pieces to shove into their own crap they created. *Shudders softly* I haven't seen Rebels, but the bits and pieces I have seen, makes me want to cry at the almost Michael Bay levels of stupidity I'm seeing. And what I mean by that is the 'wow, look at how awesome this is, and please don't note how stupid and inconsistent it is'.
But I'm getting off track. I was furious at them destroying the Extended Universe, and when I heard about the new movie they were releasing, The Force Awakens, I'll admit I had no enthusiasm for it. As I heard people talking about it and getting all excited and stuff, I felt none of that. I was angry that the canon I enjoyed, I grew up with, at least the amounts I had seen or read, was cast aside on a freaking whim. I was even more angry when people were talking about how WONDERFUL it was the EU had been declared non-canon. So of course, I refused to see the movie in theaters. But I heard how everyone was proclaiming it was such a great movie and stuff. Well…except a couple of my friends who went to see it. They proclaimed it as 'two and a half hours of their lives wasted'.
Still, I felt it was only right that if I was to judge the movie, I needed to see it, to have my own honest opinion. So when it came out on Netflix, I rented it, popped it in, and watched it. And I honestly feel justified…in my utter loathing of this movie.
Let me start off by saying this: if the movie was not a Star Wars movie, but simply an original scifi movie, all on its own, I would say it was an 'okay' movie. Acceptable, but only just. It has flaws relevant to a movie in general, but nothing that is really horrible. Just enough to make it an average movie. Primarily, the Mary Sue-esque main character and the completely unintimidating antagonist, mixed in with a plot that doesn't entirely make sense due to some unanswered questions and such.
But that's judging it…if it weren't a Star Wars movie. Judging it as a part of the Star Wars universe…it is by far the absolute worse movie to call itself Star Wars, ever. I mean…if you want to get technical, the Holiday Special was far, far worse, but this one is still the second worst. I found the prequel trilogy more enjoyable then this movie was.
For starters…it's not a new Star Wars movie people. It literally is just A New Hope. Littéralement. I know the writers were like 'well we want to make sure we can make a Star Wars movie', but this isn't doing that. This would be plagiarism if it wasn't for the fact they own A New Hope in the first place. The plot involves a massive planet destroying weapon that an evil powerful organization has, and a small group of rebel/resistance people have to destroy it. Then a small droid that has incredible important information stored inside of it (admittedly not plans to the planet destroying weapon, but still) ends up on a desert planet where said droid is found by an orphan who is skilled in using and repairing technology. Said orphan ends up agreeing to help the droid, and is soon joined by a cocky side kick figure, and while they're pursued by the evil powerful organization, they join forces with an older mentor figure who starts mentoring them as they head for the rebel/resistance base. In the end, the older mentor figure is killed by the antagonist, the giant planet destroying weapon is destroyed in a last ditch effort by small one man fighters belonging to the rebel/resistance group, and the desert orphan turns out to be the last hope for a group of good guy mystic space wizards. SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR?! Literally, the cast might as well just wear masks over their faces representing the 'A New Hope' character they're ripping off. *points to Rey wearing a Luke mask, Finn wearing a Han Solo mask, and Han Solo wearing an Obi-Wan Kenobi mask* Not to mention that in the process, they create huge gaping plot holes because they do rip off A New Hope. A New Hope gives us only general information about the lore and setting of the Star Wars universe, because it is the first movie. It can focus on just giving us a general setting, and allow later movies to build more on the details. All we really needed was 'we're good, they're bad, help us kill them and become a space wizard in the process'. That's it. Et il fonctionne. But Force Awakens can't get away with it. It's part of the Star Wars story, so it needs to connect itself to the other movies. But it doesn't. We don't know how this First Order came to being. We BARELY even know anything about the Jedi Luke was training. How in the hell did they fall so quickly, just because of one guy? How was Luke defeated so easily BY ONE GUY?! Not to mention WHY is the New Republic not fighting the First Order? Why are they leaving it to this 'Resistance' that they aren't even funding or backing? They literally aren't. The Resistance is on it's own. And you know why? Because it's trying to be A New Hope. So it creates huge gaping plot holes that you can drive a Star Destroy through, in its effort to be A New Hope.
As if that blatant plagiarism wasn't bad enough, let's then get to the next horrible things: our protagonist and antagonist. Rey, our protagonist, is an orphan living on a desert world who makes her living bringing in scrap and junk to an outpost in order to get food. She's the one who finds the droid that has the important information on it, and serves as our Luke Skywalker for the movie. The problem is, Rey is a freaking Mary Sue. Littéralement. She and Alice from Resident Evil must have been top of the class graduates from the Mary Sue Academy. What do I mean by this? Well let's see…she suddenly hops behind the controls of a ship she has never piloted before, and has absolutely no experience at all piloting a starship (piloting her what the heck mobile doesn't count as starship piloting experience), and yet not even two minutes later, we're seeing her fly the Millenium Falcon as if she's been doing it her entire life. Hell, she pilots it BETTER then Han Solo and Lando Calrissian, the men who had previously owned the Millenium Falcon, and whom one of which piloted it expertly through an asteroid field, while the other piloted it through the bowels of the second Death Star. Yet Rey clearly outshines them, especially with a BS maneuver where she cuts the engines, in atmosphere, front flips the ship over so Finn can shoot down a Tie Fighter, then somehow reignites the engines and pulls up before crashing into the surface. Oh, and all while only being a couple HUNDRED feet above the surface of the planet. Someone might say 'oh the repulsorlift technology would keep her from crashing into the ground until the engines reignited'. Yeah well if she had said repulsorlifts on, I'd agree with you, but she doesn't.
But that's not even the worst of it. Oh non. The worst is when it comes to her being a freaky prodigy apparently with the Force and lightsabers. Literally, she had no idea what the Force was, until it's explained to her by Han Solo, and then literally mere hours later, without having any prior experience in even knowing how to tap into the Force, and with only just being exposed to what it feels like or can do mere MINUTES earlier…Rey successfully mind tricks a stormtrooper into releasing her form her restraints by her third attempt at mind tricking him. Luke was still having trouble using basic pull or push abilities with the Force like a year after being introduced to it, but Rey can use more complicated techniques mere minutes after being exposed to it? And of course, her epic duel against Kylo Ren, where she literally is using a lightsaber for the first time ever, in her freaking life…and she OUTDUELs a guy who has years of lightsaber experience over her. First time ever holding an activated lightsaber, and using it, and she OUTDUELS a man who has years of both Jedi and Sith training. WORST MARY SUE OF ALL TIME!
And for those of you who will say 'oh that's just how the Force works', no. No no no. Just shut up right now. You wanna know why the Force DOESN'T work that way? *points to Luke Skywalker training in A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, points to all the Jedi younglings and Jedi training in prequel trilogy, and points to every book, comic book, graphic novel, and video game pertaining to Jedi and Sith* That's why! Not once have we ever, EVER seen a force wielder just instantly pick up on how to do these things thanks to the Force. All of them have spent years training to do how they do what they do. The closest we've ever seen was 9 year old Anakin Skywalker knowing how to pilot Podracers and a starfighter, and even then with the latter, we see he's desperately trying to figure out how to make it work, not going from 'noob to prodigy' in ten seconds flat. Everyone else either trains their butt off, or has prior experience (Luke Skywalker was already a hotshot stunt pilot in an atmospheric craft that was not only built by the same company that made the X-Wing, but has incredibly similar controls as the X-Wing). The Force doesn't automatically make you a prodigy. It simply nudges and subconsciously guides you.
And then Kylo Ren. The man who's supposed to be our intimidating antagonist. You know, like Darth Vader? *points to the terrifying armored figure* What do we get instead? A petulant pretty boy man child who throws temper tantrums when he's angry, who looks like the love child of Severus Snape and Tom Riddle, and who through the whole movie, just makes me want to grab him and shake him, screaming 'man up and being a fucking Sith you wuss! Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith was more intimidating then you!'. Hell, I'd say DARTH JAR JAR BINKS would be scarier then Kylo Ren. Also, I know we're supposed to feel sympathetic for his struggle with being Ben Solo and being Kylo Ren, but seriously…no. Tout simplement pas. I just don't see it. I don't see or feel any reason to be sympathetic to this guy. All I feel is annoyed, angry, and disappointed that THIS was the best that Disney could throw at us. Him and a giant holographic version of Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Especially when we then see him get owned, again, by someone who's never held or used a lightsaber in their life. Worst…Sith…Ever.
And let's not forget Han Solo's death. I suppose it was inevitable Han Solo was going to die, he is the old mentor figure and they always bite the dust. But he is Han freaking Solo. He is a badass character. VERY badass character. Do you know how you kill off badass characters? IN BADASS WAYS! Han Solo deserves nothing less then to be wounded at the controls of a damaged, on fire, failing Millenium Falcon, making a suicidal badass run on an Imperial Capital ship, before quietly smiling or saying some badass one liner as he smashes into the star Destroyer and takes it down, giving allies time to escape. Or to be in a last stand with only his trusty pistol at his side, shooting it out with Imperial Stormtroopers. Now yes…admittedly him trying to reach out to his son is emotional and I did feel moved by that part, but that was then promptly ruined by his son being a douche and shanking him with his lightsaber and Han falling to his death. That was just…no. no no no. That is not how you kill off Han Solo. It just isn't.
Then we have Captain Phasma. Heralded as being this strong female character who doesn't need sexist armor to define her and such. The head of the stormtroopers serving Kylo Ren. Someone we'd expect to be an utter badass henchwoman of our enemy. And what do we get? Like maybe three to five lines of dialogue, she get's captured by Han and Finn without a fight, takes down the shield of the Starkiller base without any struggle or protest at all…and then vanishes. That's right…that's what we get from this supposedly strong fierce warrior of the evil First Order. If she were a good guy character, she'd be one of those strong female heroines who suddenly develops plot amnesia three quarters of the way through the movie, get's captured, and has to be rescued by the male heroes, even though she was a badass throughout the first half of the movie. Absolute waste.
I have other things as well wrong with the movie, but they are far more technical, dealing more with understanding the technology and such of the Star Wars universe. Suffice to say certain vehicles and technologies in the movie were gravely mishandled in my opinion. You want more details, PM me.
But let me say this…despite how angry I was at Disney for destroying the EU, and how much I loathe this movie…the potential was there for a good, if not great movie. It really was there. If they had made Finn the main character (as he actually WAS an interesting character), and made Rey the side kick, perhaps made her a Jedi Knight who senses the potential in Finn to be a Jedi, or something, and had them working together to find the missing master of the Jedi Order (Luke Skywalker), as the First Order only NOW makes itself known, and the New Republic scrambles to fight this grave new threat against them…THAT would have been a Star Wars movie plot worth seeing. But instead…we get what we got. A movie that I find so horrible…I honestly would prefer listening to Jar Jar Binks then ever seeing it again. Yes, I am deadly serious about that.
This is again only my opinion. Feel free to disagree, or agree. To each their own. *shrugs*
Addendum: Something I realized, thanks to an article I read…how many of you realize that Force Awakens completely and utterly makes the events of A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi meaningless and worthless? Seriously…the rebels struggle against the Empire, Obi-Wan's death, Luke's development, the fall of the Emperor and such…it was all made MEANINGLESS…by Force Awakens. Penses-y. Luke develops as a Jedi, eventually bringing about the Jedi's return…only to then have it all taken away and he goes and wallows on some planet in misery and what not for probably ten to fifteen years. The rebellion defeats the Empire and becomes the New Republic, only to sit back and do NOTHING to protect itself, before it's obliterated entirely, pretty much leaving the First Order to take over the galaxy again.
Literally, every moment of struggle and development and victory in the ORIGINAL TRILOGY…was made utterly pointless and meaningless by Force Awakens, which simply turned the entire adventure and sage into a cycle of the same crap happening over and over again. If I was given to paranoia, I'd say Disney did it that way on purpose to make people forget the original Star Wars just so we'll all grovel at the feet of their new Star Wars.
Addendum 2.0: I just realized today, talking with my dad, that Force Awakens goes and rips off the EU as well. You know, the thing that it makes non canon? The Jedi Order, built by Luke Skywalker, was nearly destroyed by Luke's nephew, Jacen Solo. Well…in the movie…who is it that wipes out Luke's Jedi Order? Kylo Ren, AKA Ben Solo. In other words…Luke's nephew. SOUND FAMILIAR? So Disney ripped off even that from the EU canon it declared non canon. Génial. Just great.
Here is the beginning of my copy and paste section.
Due to an interesting comment from another person, I have decided to deliver the following warning. There are a number of things here that are tearjerkers, and will cause an emotion break down for those who are rather emotional. If you easily breakdown, emotionally, you've been warned.
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
if you send this petition, add your name to the list, do not replace Psudocode Samurai's, and PM psudocode Samurai to have your name added to the master copy if you wish…
ChaosSonic1, Leaf Ranger
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose–me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says…
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Je suis désolé
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
Je suis désolé
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
Je suis désolé
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
Je suis désolé
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
Je suis désolé
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
Je suis désolé
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
Je suis désolé
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
Je suis désolé
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
Je suis désolé
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
Je suis désolé
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
Je suis désolé
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
Je suis désolé
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
Je suis désolé
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
Je suis désolé
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
Je suis désolé
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
Je suis désolé
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
Je suis désolé
For not being sorry anymore
Je suis désolé
That you can't accept me for who I am
Je suis désolé
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
Je suis désolé
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for…
Je suis désolé
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
Je suis désolé
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
Je suis désolé
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.â€
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
…This one bulletin is for you…
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore… And because of this, there are not many left out there… i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy…"
This is really sweet…
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad…here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!! In dedication to Sandgirl13, and my other friends here on fanfiction. Thank you all.
Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. Help stop abortion.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. Il
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
déverrouiller la porte
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master…
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher…
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer…
He had no army, yet kings feared him…
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World…
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him…
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us…
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son…
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven…"
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger
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le NOUS government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Leaf Ranger
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Put this on your
page if you love
Put this on your
page if you love
Sauria from A Simple Mission:
Special thanks to Maximum Potter, and dracohalo117. You guys rock!
My Patronus is a Stag
Your patronus takes the form of a Stag. A stag is proud and strong, which is characteristic of your personality. You have a powerful and compassionate heart. You find strength in protecting others, particularly friends and family, or those who are weak. Your patronus is shared by one of the most famous wizards ever, Harry Potter. You have little to no trouble conjuring a patronus because your desire to defend yourself and others outweighs your fears and allows you to focus on the task at hand.